Tom Vu is a 1980s/90s icon. He is an entrepreneur, family man, humanitarian (as reported by the Orlando tribune) and real estate mogul. If you watched TV late at night, you saw him. I used to sleep with the TV on to block out the noise of my parents' late-night pool parties. And it was during these midnight hours that I was first introduced to the splendor that is Mr. Vu.
For those of you who don't remember, Tom Vu presented a series of late night infomercials which informed you that he knew the answers to great financial success. He urged you to sign up for his unique real estate seminars. It appears that he called up some local college students and paid em $50 bucks to create these mini-masterpieces. Rather than attempt to describe how odd and perverse these videos were, simply enjoy for yourselves.
Finally, I want to address the mystery of these infomercials. He never explains what his methods are and just how, exactly, they are different from the others. If I had to guess, though, it would seem that he teaches people how to flip houses, no big whoop. But, here, Vu proves himself a true salesman-- enticing you, luring you in, so that you can't sleep until you sign up for one of his seminars.
How 'bout that water fountain?
- "Are you man enough to get off your lazy American ass and go to Vu’s seminars?"
- "A lot of your friends will tell you, 'Don't come to the seminar. It's a get-rich-quick plan.' Well, tell them, it is a get-rich-quick plan because life is too short to get rich slow."
- "Tom Vu says his system is different than other experts'."
- "Okay. You've seen me make a lot of money. You've seen my students who are average people make a lot of money. Isn't it about time for you to go out and make a lot of money?"
- "There's two kinds of work in America: hard work and smart work. Which one are you doing now?"
- "This is not a country club! This is my house!"
- "Today I'm gonna show you how to drive a sports car. First, you need a lot of money!"
- "Don't listen to your friends. They're losers!"
- "Do you think these girls like me? NO, they like my money!"
- "At first I got lots of discouragement from friends and stranger who are loser! You know what these people kept telling me? They kept saying, 'Well Tom Vu, you a crazy nut, here you are, a poor immigrant, poor minority, speak no English, no contact, on and on, and you trying to be rich in America! You crazy, man! Look at people out there! They smarter than you are, they not even rich! Who are you to try?' And you know what? I have to keep telling these people every time, I kept saying, 'You are loser! Get out of my way! I make it somehow!'